Couple 'o SoCal's invade MoCal for Weekend Fun!!!

[Robert Phillips]

Thank you for knowing that.

You're scaring me for knowing that.

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Ken

Encino Man. Pauly Shore, Sean Astin, Brendan Fraser.

"No weazing the ju...uice!"

You have to add the pause!

 

[gonphishing]

are you kidding me. that was a stroke of genius!!! eather that or, Im just making conversation. and looking like a DORK with my force fins!!!! QUACK.

 

[gonphishing]

your too much robert. your threads have me in stitches. bet your a gas to have around.

 

[Robert Phillips]

your too much robert. your threads have me in stitches. bet your a gas to have around

32% anyone?

 

[gonphishing]

 

[Mo2vation]

your too much robert. your threads have me in stitches. bet your a gas to have around.

He dives 32, but he fills his suit with Methane...

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....not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Ken

 

[Robert Phillips]

He dives 32, but he fills his suit with Methane...

Ken

Hey Ken, good buddy, can you make sure I don't have anything stuck under my neck seal? Look real close while I stretch it!

 

[Mo2vation]

Hey Ken, good buddy, can you make sure I don't have anything stuck under my neck seal? Look real close while I stretch it!

Anyone sparks up and that thing will ignite.

I highly recommend flushing with water before you take it off. Seriously, dude. Do it for all of us. SoCal is a tinderbox right now, and I'd hate to pin some OCal brusher on your static charged methane flammage.

How the hell would you explain that to Channel 7 I-wing-it News?

RJP (from his hospital bed, bandaged head to toe, barely able to squeek the words out through his thickly gaused dome): "Wull, eye wuz diven, ahnd eye kame uup und whalked bahk to my kar. Eye reeeched yup two umzhip muh suit, saw dis big blue flame aund wuz blowned up. Thay fund me, sthill schmolderin' three blocks dat way (pointing...) Eye dusn't remember anyting aftur de blast and liftoff..."

Talking Head (snickering at your bedside...): "Uh, thanks Robert." (turning to the camera, tight shot on the SoCal News hottie) "Let this be a lesson to all divers. If you fill your suit with copious amounts of methane, blast yourself three blocks and wake up in a hospital, we'll all laugh at you and you'll look like a dork. Back to you in the studio..."

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Ken

 

[CALI68]

* Cali's very inadequate Scooter briefing. Dude... c'mon. Jib to port or starboard. :11: You could have said something before I snapped on. Thanks for looking out, pal...

Ken

Just pick a side. Anything but the middle:11: "Tain't" very fun to find out the hard way Sorry 'bout that.


Rule number one of scootering....protect the "junk".

-Chris