Corrupt-a-Wish

[DM95]

Sorry dude...some wishes never come true-

I wish my home was closer to the ocean.....

 

[inventor]

Granted, but they keep making you move it to another parking lot.

Wish I had abetter breakfast than potato chips. Oh, wait...that's the perfect breakfast!

 

[Scuba Lady]

Crushed potato chips from the floor... enjoy!

Wish I wasn't so tired!

 

[inventor]

Granted, the 30 energy drinks hospitalizes you.

Wish I had some cheese for my burger.

 

[nikos81]

Granted but someone alse ate your burger and you are left with cheese...

I wish rain would stop today.

 

[DM95]

Granted but now you live in a desert

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt so much

 

[SeaHorse81]

Granted, but due to favoring your shoulder, most of the rest of you now hurts.

I wish I could catch up on my SCUBA reading (all that unread wisdom going to waste).

 

[inventor]

Granted, you finally get to finish the PADI Bubble Blowers coloring book.

Wish I could take some CAD classes.

 

[DM95]

Granted but now the knobs on your Etch-a-Sketch broke and your work is gone-

I really wish people were nicer

 

[nikos81]

Granted, they do behave nicer,but they tell nothing but lies.

I wish I could adopt a dolphin.