Corrupt-a-Wish

[cdolphin]

Granted, but now you have my boy problems.


I wish bhalah would stop wearing Speedos.

 

[inventor]

Granted, they are now on your bedroom floor.

Wish I didn't have to move.

 

[bhalah]

Granted, but now you are need a new job which you can't find in town.

Wish I had a new bathing suit. (lost my old ill fitting speedo )

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. It's a thong.

Wish bhalah wouldn't tell Inventor our secret.

 

[cdolphin]

Wish I hadn't scared everybody away *taptapisthisthingon?*

 

[Didje]

Granted. It's a thong.

Wish bhalah wouldn't tell Inventor our secret.

Granted, but he will tell your recipe.

I wish my eyes were blue.

 

[inventor]

Granted, but it's only the jar making them look blue.

Wish friend I'm helping would get here.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted but it takes you all night to accomplish "help".

Wish I had a nice cold beer....

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's on Io, one of Jupiter's moons. But it is ooohh soo coold!

Wish Lisa wasn't making me wait until tomorrow.

 

[Didje]

Granted, but now she will make you wait until next year.

I wish I wasn't sitting at my computer right now.