Corrupt-a-Wish

[JDMerk]

Granted but the voices all speak spanish.

I wish I knew spanish...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, but now everyone speaks english

I wish we knew what JDMerk was saying...

 

[sandshaker]

Granted .. but just you and it is not spanish... it is mosquito

I wish mosquito's were never "invented? lol

 

[ohmdiver]

granted they are replaced with the invention of flying blood sucking straws....


I wish they all had crazy staws for suckerers....

 

[JDMerk]

Granted, but they got gills with the crazy straws...now they are aquatic so they get you when your diving.

...I wish they made waterproof bloodsucking straw repellent.

 

[buknbull]

Granted. But the scent is an afrodisiac for whales.

I wish JDMerk didnt get humped by a humpback...

 

[bamamedic]

Granted,

but now the females of his own species don't want anything to do with him, either

 

[bamamedic]

I wish there were an effective aphrodisiac, though (for my own species!)

 

[Hockeynut]

granted, it's called "hockeynut"

I wish I had more time for your species!

 

[Abidon]

Granted, your Wild will miss the Stanley Cup playoffs, so you'll soon have plenty of free time.

I wish I didn't have to ressurrect this thread that Hockeynut killed almost three weeks ago!