Corrupt-a-Wish

[Abidon]

Granted. You are paid for all that you do for this board. That's why you don't have a penny to show for it.

I wish Hockeynut had a nickel for every useless post he's made on this board.

 

[buknbull]

Granted, but they are wooden nickles and are perfectly worthless.

I wish I had gills....

 

[Hockeynut]

Granted, but now you're on mars.


I wish the wild didn't suck.

 

[buknbull]

Granted but now you too are on Mars with me...

I wish mars had a hockey team.

 

[JDMerk]

Granted, but they are the Mighty Ducks with Emillio Estevez...and they are the only thing on TV!

I wish could dive in my backyard...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but it is your septic tank

I wish JDmerk knew that was coming...

 

[JDMerk]

Granted, but I was hoping somebody would say I got to dive a septic tank.

I wish everybody could dive a septic tank one day...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but it is at the septic tank show room ....

I wish everyone brought donuts...

 

[JDMerk]

I brought doughnuts but I found them in my septic tank.

I hope somebody has a hose...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but it is too long

I wish that everyone heard the voices in my head...