Corrupt-a-Wish

[Speargirl]

I guess they can't grant that wish

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, they aren't after hearing about the great australian forest fire that required huge helicopters to scoop up ocean water, which also included a diverbry doing a deco stop.

I wish diverbry's gear wasn't so flamable.

 

[Bryan]

granted, they aren't after hearing about the great australian forest fire that required huge helicopters to scoop up ocean water, which also included a diverbry doing a deco stop.

I wish diverbry's gear wasn't so flamable.

Granted, my gear is instead flame-retardant, because I bought my wetsuit on ebay, and it was one of those old Cousteau silver wetsuits.

Since I was not far from the Outback, I decided to go on a walkabout. While walking by, I noticed a parachute high in the sky, and watched to my amazement as ScubaMike landed a few hundred feet away from where I was dumped from the helicopter.

I wish we weren't so far from the water...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted you are now in pharina infested amazon river, meanwhile our Omnipotent Hero, ohm is diving the greatest artifical reef ever utilizing a motorless, brakeless, '53 chevy wagon

I wish bry and Mike weren't wearing wetsuits made from meat....

 

[Bryan]

Granted, they are wearing drysuits, so the pharina haven't got a chance!

I wish Ohm's reef wasn't located so close to that sewage outfall...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted it is located in the fountain in Italy

I wish the tourist would stop pointing and laughing at DiverBry in his speedos

 

[Bryan]

Granted, they are admiring my atlas physique, instead!

I wish the Italian women would leave me alone... I'm already happily married!

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but the Italian men are jsut as "fond" of diverbry

I wish Diverbry doesn't make an international Fuax pas which forces Clint Eastwood to denounce his appearance in all those "Spagetti Westerns"

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he denounces his appearance in all those Lasagna Easterns instead.

I wish I knew what that meant!

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but you must pm me first

I wish my explanation to DiverBry doesn't compel him to make samuri movies...