Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

Granted, your new dive buddy is a bottom crawler, with one eye, 1 leg, air sucking, and he enjoys holding hands on a dive

I wish Mike '05 isn't thrown by the hook and his new dive buddy's right hand, and the transplanted thumbs on his left hand.....

Miss reading my wishes?

 

[ScubaMike05]

what me worry? lol

 

[Bryan]

I wish ScubaMike's new dive buddy didn't need to fill his Apollo Bio-Filter with mouthwash so much...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, he replaces the mouth wash with pickle juice

I wish that ScubaMike05 would make more wishes...

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, he replaces the mouth wash with pickle juice

I wish that ScubaMike05 would make more wishes...

Wish granted as his wish becomes ohmdiver's comand.

I wish ohmdiver would wear a chaufeur hat when he drives me around.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but I drive a 1953 Chevy wagon, with a bad motor

I wish scubamike would push harder when the motor finally lets go.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted and the chevy goes out of control down a hill with ohm stuck inside.

i wish ohm had breaks that worked.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but they were Thanksgiving and Christmas breaks, which were over months ago.

I wish Ohm found another way to stop his vehicle from careening downhill...

 

[ScubaMike05]

wish granted, ohm levitates diverbry to stop the car.

i wish diverby's legs aren't broken.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, they are not broken, but instead are as toned as a marathon runner's legs, and I start running down the road for the nearest travel agent's office to book a vacation to the Great Barrier Reef.

Sadly, the mental energy required to levitate me completely exhausted Ohm, who decides to take a nap in his now motionless vehicle, which is now at the bottom of a deep canyon. While Ohm naps, ScubaMike tries to signal passing aircraft with the rear-view mirror in a vain attempt to be rescued.

I wish ScubaMike and Ohm weren't so jealous of my dive vacation...