Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted but they are also irresponsible hunters (not to be confused with responsible hunters)and kill the anteater and leave the decaying corpes in erie's attic

I wish that eire's property valve doesn't balloon up when rotting anteater corpse becomes a household fad

 

[Parysa]

Granted, property values plummet and the anteater-filled homes can't be sold, so everyone has to stay where they are and smell the decaying anteater corpses.

I wish I could go to Bonaire.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but... you guessed it... ANTEATERS!

I wish the diveboat captains in Bonaire could figure out a way to keep them out of the head...

 

[Parysa]

What about the anteaters? Are they in my suitcase or something?

Granted, but they're now in YOUR head.

I wish I had a full set of gear.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but it has a rotted anteater smell that you can't get rid of

I wish anteater weren't so smelly

 

[Parysa]

Granted, but now that the anteaters are all dead, the ants are taking over the world and they smell like rotten eggs.

I wish the ants would disappear.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but in their place are all the Aunts of the world.

I wish Parysa's cheeks weren't being pinched over and over by his legion of Aunts...

 

[Parysa]

Granted, now your cheeks are red and swollen from the aunts pinching them. (By the way, it would be "HER" cheeks, thanks )

I wish DiverBry's cheeks weren't so swollen and sore.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but now his cheeks are red from embarassment for using the wrong pronoun! (sorry about that)

I wish I were diving!

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but you are diving for deep for hidden anteater DNA to re-introduce them into the ecosystem to combat the ants...

I wish diverbry didn't have to do a six month chamber visit after HIS diving...