Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted, he enjoys photographing whales with his new Canon underwater DSLR from the Bering Strait...

I wish Ohm could join me on this Whale dive...
 
Granted but you have to feed me, clothes me, buy me good artic dive gear, provide suitable entertainment, beer, and provide me with ample shelter complete with a brass pole for Midget Eskimo strippers

I wish Bry's wife doesn't get upset about the Midget Eskimo Strippers
 
ohmdiver:
Granted but you have to feed me, clothes me, buy me good artic dive gear, provide suitable entertainment, beer, and provide me with ample shelter complete with a brass pole for Midget Eskimo strippers

I wish Bry's wife doesn't get upset about the Midget Eskimo Strippers

Granted, because >poof< Ohm wakes up from his wonderful dream, and the Midgets were actually a small pack of poodles who somehow got in the house.

I hope Ohm doesn't have nightmares about poodles after such an awakening...
 
Granted, they are Wstein clones with pink hair, which I am not sure is any better...

I wish Ohm was able to run faster than the pack of pink wstein clones!
 
granted, especially since they have Ohm ATM and credit cards

I wish ohm would put more money in his bank account.
 
granted, instead I am in strip clubs in Las Vegas with Heli's atm and credit cards

I wish I hadn't max'ed out heli's cc's just yet....Bubbles wants me to take her shopping
 

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