Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, she is on a garlic and anchovies diet instead

I wish divers breath didn't smell like garlic, anchovies and meg ryan

 

[Bryan]

Granted, it smells like Listerine!

I wish I had Meg Ryan's annual income...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted you now earn Meg Ryan's income for the year she was 15

I wish Bry's wife could get over the fact that he smells like Meg Ryan

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but now I can't get over the fact that she smells like Tom Hanks.

I wish I had mail!

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, you have mail

I wish bry could "hear me now?"

 

[Bryan]

Granted, "Good!"

I wish I didn't have to wear those black glasses...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but you still need the suit

I wish I had a network

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you now are the proud owner of a Banyon Vines network!

I wish ohm's 286 computers didn't only have BNC connectors on their NICs.

 

[wstein]

Granted, instead have the 9600 baud modems for a network connectivity

I wish ohm didn't have a confused look on his face

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he has a satisfied look on his face because he just upgraded to Windows Vista.

I wish that his Windows Vista didn't require the user to wear the "PC" uniform when he logs in...