Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, you decide to invest your money in Walrus Underwater Savings and Loan, and decide upon the 75-year t-bill.

I wish wstein could be there 75 years from now to collect his 5% interest...

 

[wstein]

granted, I am able to collect that money and in the process bankrupt the bank when I withdraw it all


I wish Diver wasn't so dedicated to Walrus Savings and Loan

 

[Bryan]

Granted, I am so dedicated to diving the Great Barrier Reef.

I wish I knew what the Great Barrier Reef got in the way of?

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, but now you have to live like a hermit

I was Diver was more social

 

[wstein]

granted, now he is a social butterfly and never comes home.


I wish ohm wouldn't sit up at night waiting on diver to come home from his nights out partying.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted I stay up all night watching my bug zapper burn social butterflies.

I wish social butterflies wouldn't sizzle so much

 

[wstein]

granted, but they do stink something awful


I wish ohm house didn't smell like zapped social butterflys

 

[Bryan]

Granted, they smell like zapped feathers.

I wish Ohm's hat didn't get so close to the butterfly zapper...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but your doubles cross them

I wish I was insured for fire from bry's doubles

 

[wstein]

granted, but your not insured from the 15' sandshaker

I wish ohm had taken out that extra tall woman stomping on you policy