Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted I shave the beard but it grows back immediatly

I wish wstein would find happiness without Bob the Midget pole dancer

 

[wstein]

Granted, I found happeness with the 2007 victoria secret models

I wish ohm wasn't jealous of me and the VC models

 

[Bryan]

Granted, ScubaMike is now jealous of stein and the models.

I wish ScubaMike didn't have to be so jealous...

 

[wstein]

granted, he is now angry, and he shaves your beard in his anger


I wish scuba mike used a sharper razor when he shaved ohm's beard

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted scubamike was dancing for joy when he learned all 2007 VS models are formally escaped convicts who were given sex changes as part of thier witness protection.

I hope stien doesn't go all psyco looking at his new "girl"friends large adam's apple and prison tattoos

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, he does not cuz He thinks Adam's apple is hot

I wish steiny would make up his mind .. men.. women .. midgets .. what??

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but he won't tell us (don't ask cr@p again)

I wish that Micheal Moore would shut up.

 

[wstein]

Granted, he instead moves in with you and has a bad case of gas

I wish Ohm's house didn't smell like Michael Moores gas

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but we tap the oil reserve in Moores head and dive opec out of business

I wish I knew what to do with all the money I am getting by selling Moores gas to OPEC?

 

[wstein]

granted, you invest it in wstein services, inc.

I wish I had a bigger bank to put all this money in that Ohm is giving me