Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

oops.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, but you are now a sewer diver in Toronto.

I wish heliflyer wasn't afraid to take off his full-face mask after each dive...

Granted Heli doesn't wear a full face mask, instead he wears a basket made by ToriZ

I wish heli would get that neck seal fixed 1st

 

[ohmdiver]

Sorry

 

[Sgaterboy]

Granted,..but you will have mid-terms everyday for a year...

I wish I wasn't full so I would be able to eat more of my enchiladas

granted, but by now its been several weeks so the enchiladas are stale.

I wish that I had never revived this thread.

 

[Diving Doc]

I wish that I had never revived this thread.

Granted but
Ok, another silly time waster. Saw it on another message board, so I thought it would be nice addition here.

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

I'll start.

I wish you a happy new year
__________________

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but "The year is 1987 and NASA launches the last of America's deep space probes. In a freak mishap Ranger 3 and its pilot, Captain William 'Buck' Rogers, are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems and returns Buck Rogers to Earth 500 years later."

I wish that Dr. Theopolis also played MP3s.

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted but it can only play Hanson songs.

I wish marine boy and oxygum were real

 

[Bryan]

Granted but it can only play Hanson songs.

I wish marine boy and oxygum were real

Granted, but they are so busy going MMMM Bop that you never see them again.

I wish I knew what oxygum was...

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted, but they are so busy going MMMM Bop that you never see them again.

I wish I knew what oxygum was...

Granted but ill have to make you old enough to see the cartoon

I wish Wilma Flintstone wasn't so sexy

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted you now think Fred is Hot.

I wish diving doc and Fred have a "Gaye ole time...."

(I just couldn't resist)