Corrupt-a-Wish

[Hemlon]

Granted, he is not cured. But he now identifies with a marine animal lower on the food chain. He walks around in a fearful state of every walrus he sees.

I wish ohmdiver's dog would stop looking at me while I'm eating my soup.

 

[WarrenZ]

Granted I take away your soup and the dog loses intrest.

I wish that I was skiing again.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,...But you can only do it naked...

I wish people would not ski naked...

 

[ToriZ]

Granted, they don't ski naked, you do. And get frostbite.

I wish I could get the camera to download to a computer.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. but it will play your life for everyone to see...


I wish it was 3:30 NOW!!!!!!!!!!

 

[shellim123]

Granted! It is 3:30 am and you have to start this day off all over!

I wish I could go diving and try out my new gear

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. but it is 30 below out.....

I wish it was not so stinkin' cold out

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted it is no longer stinking outside.

I wish Warren Z finds the skiing board and post that he wish he was diving...

 

[offroaddiver]

Granted now you decide to try out skiing and break your leg around a tree.

I wish it would snow when It's this cold (current temp outside....25 F)

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. It is now snowing. Unfortunately, we have entered a new ice age and none of us gets to dive EVER again. (Thanks, offroaddiver. )

I wish my orange roughy would defrost!