Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, but while looking for some rope on Europa, I fall through the ice crust into the water ocean below.

I wish I had a radiation proof drysuit and diving gear!

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted , but the munf. got it wrong and sent you dry proof raidiation suit and driving gear.

I wish D"r"iver Bry can use a manual shift...

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but the radiation kills me. Fortunately, there is a resurrection ship nearby.

I wish Boomer clone was there to greet me when I wake up!

 

[ohmdiver]

GRANTED BUT IT IS RAY "BOOM BOOM" MANCINI Sr.

I wish Diverbry would get back to earth soon, I think the bread is burning.......

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but as soon as I get back to earth, the IRS drives up and performs an insta-audit.

I wish I hadn't claimed all that dive gear as a business expense... I'm not a Divemaster yet

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted The IRS is after you for claiming all those walruses as dependents!

I wish that DiverBry gets out of prison before they perfect the gill transplants

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. He gets out of prison but his terrible treatment in the "pen" makes him deathly afraid of the water.

I wish Sudafed wasn't such a pain to buy these days.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted now you can not get it at all.

I wish Hemlon didn't sound so congested

 

[Bryan]

granted now you can not get it at all.

I wish Hemlon didn't sound so congested

Granted, now she feels so congratulated that she keeps thanking everyone she meets.

I wish she knew what folks were congratulating her about...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted She is being congratulated for being the first person cure people of identifing themselves with sea mammals, like whales, dolphines and ...ooops , sorry Bry

I wish Bry doesn't get cured....