Corrupt-a-Wish

[JohnW]

Granted, you are now wearing socks, but they have remained unwashed after being used for the last month to age Blue Cheese in.......

I wish I was bare foot right now.

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. But a bear is standing on your bare feet.

I wish dinner would be cooked without me doing it.

 

[JohnW]

Granted, but you meal is cooked by a band of escaped mental patients......

I wish I had a nice fancy coffee right now.

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. Your doorbell rings and holding your hot, fresh java is one of my new chefs.

I wish my vacation time would be sooner than 32 days away.

 

[JohnW]

Granted, your leaving today, but you travel agent booked you on the Antartica Dive Boat, and your the only one diving 3mil.

I wish I was in the Bahamas, diving.

 

[shellim123]

Granted. But the ocean has dried up!

I wish I was retired at 36

 

[fire_diver]

Granted. You retire at age 36. One month later, you find that your retirement/savings are wiped out by greedy CEOs and politicians.

I wish I could make my same yearly income while only working ONE job.

FD

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,..But I am sorry to say you income is 4,000 a year..

I wish i had $4,000,000.

 

[melissassm]

Granted, but it is all in subway tokens valid only in Toronto, Canada.

I wish it never snowed here.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but it starts raining frogs.

I wish for a date with sandshaker