Corrupt-a-Wish

[santafejoe]

Granted the lake is not 10 degrees warmer but 30 degrees warmer instead.

I wish it was Summer out this way again.

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. It is summer, but you are enjoying it in the Mojave Desert.

I wish chocolate was calorie-free.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted Chocolate is now calorie free and fat free all together.

Wish i could find a real Mermaid

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. You found your mermaid. Unfortunately, chocolate was not fat/calorie free for her and she realllly likes chocolate.

I wish medical tv shows were more realistic.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted they are now because you are now Producing one for TV.

I wish could star in a TV series.

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. You are the star of your own show. Unfortunately it's a medical show produced by me and it's rather graphic.

I wish I were sleepy.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted you are now starting to fall asleep but you still have 1000 more Sheep to count.
I wish Friday would get here so i could start my Vacation

 

[fire_diver]

Granted. It's now Friday, but your vacation has been cancelled and you have to work during the holiday.

I wish the wind would stop blowing.

FD

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted it is now at howling force

I wish that Scubamike/Bandit would stop lookong for Johnny Quest

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. Scubamike/Bandit no longer is looking for Johnny Quest because he finds him.

I wish I had socks on.