Corrupt-a-Wish

[Hemlon]

Granted, but Diverbry has a facial tic that sometimes ressembles winking.

I wish that all of the MOF people would wake up tomorrow with masks growing on their foreheads.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but they constantly fog over

I wish MOF'ers woulod take care of the new mask

 

[Hemlon]

Granted, buy they steal all of the de-fogger from all over the world and the rest of us are left without any.

I wish that people who spit in their masks would learn how to spit instead of looking like stroke victims who are drooling.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted now everyone spits like a toothless old women spewing tabaco

I wish the nicotine wouldn't streak in my mask

 

[Hemlon]

Granted, but now the nicotine stains the water and this phenomenon spreads across the planet.

I wish that I had a more tender cut than London broil for my stroganoff.

 

[JohnW]

Granted, you have a nice filet, but it's been sitting out on the counter for the last 5 days.......

I wish I was diving in Warmer Waters right Now.....

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you are now the head public works diver for the Calgary Sewage Dept.

I wish CatalinaCanuck's drysuit didn't have that leak...

 

[fire_diver]

Granted, you have a nice filet, but it's been sitting out on the counter for the last 5 days.......

I wish I was diving in Warmer Waters right Now.....

Granted! But those warm waters are all from your dive buddies :mooner:

I wish I could be diving right now instead of working.

FD

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but you are diving during the 1920s on a pure O₂ rebreather down to 100 feet, and nobody knows yet that PPO₂ limits would be exceeded.

I wish you were diving a Semi-closed rebreather instead using Nitrox.

 

[Hemlon]

Granted, he is diving with a rebreather but it's actually just a plastic bag over his head.

I wish the lake was 10 degrees warmer than it is.