Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but it is clogged and you get to unclog it from the inside.

I wish my dog (Bandit) were here already.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you and Bandit trade places, Shaggy D.A.-style.

I wish your friends could understand your new vocabulary and food choices.

 

[fire_diver]

I wish your friends could understand your new vocabulary and food choices.

Granted, but you and your friends are all dogs now.

I wish my bank account would magically re-fill to $1,000,000 every night.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted your new Bank Account refills every night to $2 million dollars 5 night s a week.
I wish my $$$$Money Tree $$$$ i planted would produce for me.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but it only produces $20 in Rubels a week.

I wish SFJoe was in Russia were his money would be good

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but he doesn't have any warm clothes and his money tree doesn't produce rubels fast enough.

I wish ohmdiver didn't cut down the tree every day.

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, since brutus has become a women he now does the womens work,

I wish Sandy likes a good joke

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted Sandy like jokes so much she gives up om her real job to become a stand up comic.

I wish I knew why Brutus became a women?

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but you and Brutus use the same surgeon, and you find out when you wake up from what you thought was a tonsillectomy.

I wish this didn't come as such a shock!

 

[ohmdiver]

granted it wasn't it a shock as my appendix was checking out anyways

I wish that Diverbry would stop winking at Brutus