Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, but I wish I was a flyswatter.

 

[wstein]

I wish Diver understood that when is says it fits 18-24 lbs, it means the baby, not the result of last nights gerber baby food

 

[Bryan]

I wish Diver understood that when is says it fits 18-24 lbs, it means the baby, not the result of last nights gerber baby food

Granted, but now I have to figure out what to do with those 18-24 pound diapers.

I wish wstein could invent a way to recycle those old diapers.

 

[underwaterangel]

Granted, he now sells them to as stinky sea pods putting your phone number on teh packaging for comments/complaints.


I wish I take a week of & go diving.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but you decide to go diving too close to the sewage outlet from an old seacoast town, and begin to grow real flippers

I wish I could grow real fins on my feet.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted , but you can't find any shoes that fit

I wish I could get a new computer at home so I can keep up...instead of spotty corruptions from work

 

[snepdiver]

Granted,But there is no power for the computer.

I wish my internet was faster.

 

[ohmdiver]

GRANTED BUT THERE IS NO POWER TO SEE IT.

i WISH i HAD TURNED THE CAP LOCK OFf.

 

[Bryan]

<sub>Granted, but now you selected such a tiny font that nobody can read it.

I wish I could buy a DUI Drysuit</sub>

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but it doesn't fit

I wish bry wouldn't waste his money