Corrupt-a-Wish

[Dive 'N' Dolphin]

OW and I thought I covered all the ways to corupt that wish :11:

Granted but all it ever does is storm and so you cant dive.

I wish it was time to go home already

 

[sandshaker]

Granted ,.. it is time to go home, but now that your home you will remain a prisoner.

I wish it wasn't so cold outside.

 

[wstein]

granted, is now very cold outside and inside too

I wish Sand wasn't allergic to cold weather

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. She become allergic to hot weather...

I wish I would be allergic to nothing

 

[sandshaker]

that little angel dude kills me ........ :lol:

 

[wstein]

granted, you are allergic to nothing, but you get the hives from anything

I wish there was a cream for Sand's hives

 

[ohmdiver]

GRANTED, but it can only be made from baby seals and crushed spotted owls.

I wish that PETA doesn't go after Sand...

 

[Bryan]

Granted, they go after OhmDiver for corrupting the wish in that way.

I wish that OhmDiver would inspect his car before going to work tomorrow....

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but the spotted owl flew out of the car, carring the baby seal when I opened the trunk, and was run over by the PETA truck.

I wish I didn't see DiverBry in the truck...

 

[wstein]

granted, instead diver was wearing his mimi from the drew carey show costume

I wish I wouldn't have nightmares about mimi now