Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, you are now a love bug, but end up smashed on ohmdiver's radiator with another love bug.

I wish, I wish for a fish.

 

[erparamedic]

Granted, but it's been water pollution has deemed it unhealthy to eat.

I wish diverbry had some good fish to eat.

 

[dive-class101]

granted but they taste like dirt.

I wish they tasted better and I had a few too..

 

[wstein]

granted, you have plenty of good fish to eat...they are anchovies


I wish dive didn't have anchovie breath

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, he has salmon breath instead

I wish the local fisherman would stop casting those big ugly hooks at dive....

 

[wstein]

granted, they instead start using spears

I wish the fishermen weren't so accurate with those spears

 

[Bryan]

granted, they aim for me but hit wstein instead.

I wish wstein weren't skewered...

 

[santafejoe]

Granted the fishermen now have a huge catch on there hands having speared Wstein

I wish they dont have him stuff and put him on display

 

[ohmdiver]

granted they only have him stuffed after deciding it was to hideous to display

I wish they could have found a better taxidermist for our recentyly departed wstein

 

[erparamedic]

Granted but this taxidermist decides to display wstein in the "Museum of Oddities".

I wish admission the museum was free so it didn't cost me to go see wstein.