Corrupt-a-Wish

[erparamedic]

Granted, and the corruptions are nice ones.

I wish Indiana had oceanfront, white sand beaches.

 

[hazmatmess]

Granted but this happened because the earth's temperature rose so high the ice caps have melted and life as we know doesn't exists. Except for cockroaches (they'll survive ANYTHING).

I wish that Donald Trump gets a better wig for his tv show.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted,The Donald's hair piece is an exact copy of Bart Simpson

I wish calvin had better hair...

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but instead of better, it is more, like this guy:

I wish wstein's new dredds didn't get hung up in his tank valve so often...

 

[ohmdiver]

GRANTED INSTEAD IT GETS INTO YOUR REG

i WISH DIVERBRY WOULD STOP HACKING UP HAIRBALLS

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. He now is hacking up lint balls..

I wish Bry would be able to get some money for his lint balls on e-bay.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted But It Cost Him More To List Them Then People Are Willing To Pay For Them.

I Wish Bry Would Cough Up The Likness Of Elvis........

 

[Bryan]

Granted but now I'm all shook up, whuh huh huhnh!

I wish my hips would just stop gyrating...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but now you have the lip curl going, but not an elvis lip, a fool billy idol lip curl "uh ha!" (This is funny if you are fimilar with Mojo Nixon's Elvis is in everyone, except Joan Rivers)

I wish diverbry would stop the lip thing it makes his reg fall out...

 

[hazmatmess]

Granted but now his reg is a permanent fixture of his mouth.

I wish ohmdiver's dog is treated to a nice steak dinner tomrrow night.