Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted he does, and along the way polluts all the water he dives in with his warhammer move.

I wish ScubaMike wouldn't pollute all the water

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, scuba mike plugs the "blowhole" and never again performs the "warhammer" thereby never pollutes any more lakes rivers quarries mud puddles or oceans.

I wish scuba mike has the skin of elastic girl (and the wet suit to go with it) as he expands from the build up...

 

[dive-class101]

Granted but he must stay that size for 24 hours...

I wish scuba mike didn't have a date with Elizabeth Hurley tonight...

 

[wstein]

granted, he instead has a date with Zsa Zsa Gilbor

I wish ScubaMike didn't date ancient celebrities

 

[hazmatmess]

Granted, he dates new hot ones and is always the main subject of another celebrity breakup.

I wish hurricane season was during the winter so the end of the diving season isn't sometimes ruined!

 

[wstein]

granted, but now there is the red tide bloom in the summer months

I wish I could date hot female celeb's like scuba mike

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. these hot females are like scubamike .....look like act like......

I wish wstein would stay away from his own kind...
(Not that there is anything wrong with that)

 

[dive-class101]

Granted but now they hang out with you and you cant shake them off..

I wish wstein wasn't the but of so many jokes in here and got that date with elizabeth hurley and she bought along jessica simpson as a safety net and things went from good to great to excelent to to I now pronounce you, wstein, hurley and simpson. man and wife and wife.


{Phew that was hard to wish for in one breath with a straight face.....}

 

[hazmatmess]

Granted, they all got married but 3 things happened: Jessica loses her voice forever and alwasy has really bad acid reflux reducing meals just to tofu and Elizabeth Hurly really is a fembot!!!

I wish that I had a wish to wish for.....

 

[ohmdiver]

granted it is that wstein regains his standing the object of this post.

I wish Hazmatmess many corruptions for wsteins wishes.