Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaMike05]

granted, he now smells like shrubbery.

I wish santafejoe wasn't beaten with red herrings.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted the red herrings are all on the bbq grill and fired up for a Fish fry.
I wish scuba mike would get out of St Louis Mo soon.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted Scuba Mike is run out of St. Louis on a rail.

i wish scuba mike didn't tale all the tarter sauce with him...

 

[wstein]

granted mike didn't tale the tartar sauce anything.

I wish it wasn't so....

 

[ohmdiver]

granted ,it is now "so what"...

I wish Tator Salad would be more specific

 

[wstein]

granted, tator salad gets so specific scube mikes ears bleed

I wish they had a bandaid for bleeding ears

 

[dive-class101]

granted but it's too big and now he looks like an elephant.

I wish my dive buddy was ready to go diving so we could leave already...

 

[santafejoe]

Granted Your dive buddy is already diving but with someone else.

I wish scubamike 05 would ask you to be his dive buddy .

 

[wstein]

granted he does and you go diving with him after he has a big bowl of chili and prunes

I wish scuba had some gas-x before he ate all that chili and prunes

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but not until he performs the "Warhammer" move.

I wish scuba mike would change his name to "Chum"