Corrupt-a-Wish

[Hockeynut]

Granted but your Michael Jackson and on trial again

I wish I was going to dive Truk Lagoon

Granted and you're going with Michael Jackson and you forget all your dive gear. And you are transformed back in to a 6 year old!

I wish for world peace

 

[heliflyer]

Granted,but it comes at the expence of the North Stars,oops,I mean the Wild,they have to move to Dallas .

I wish that I had some very nice ocean front property.

 

[Hockeynut]

Granted,but it comes at the expence of the North Stars,oops,I mean the Wild,they have to move to Dallas .

I wish that I had some very nice ocean front property.

Granted but all the wild players beat the crap out of you 24, 7!!!

I wish Linda was here now.

 

[PerfectD3]

Granted, but she is brainless.

I wish for 100 supermodels wanting to sleep with me.

 

[desiredbard]

Granted but on your next dive a shark takes a bite out of your p-valve area

I wish I lived on a mansion with 4-5 acres right beside the sea

 

[PerfectD3]

Granted, but your a quadraped and have no use of any of your senses.

I wish I had a cigarette right now...

 

[santafejoe]

Granted here is a pack of Cigarettes for you.

I wish i could play Hockey for the Chicago Blackhawks.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, but you can never get it lit...

I wish that I could afford a bigger dive boat

 

[santafejoe]

Granted here is your new bigger dive boat.

I wish for more diving gear.

 

[PerfectD3]

Granted, but all the water on the planet is dried up.

I wish I would get off this board and finish cleaning.