Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaMike05]

granted, mister walrus's son ends up chasing the hydrolic cement car

i wish i didn't have to work tomorrow

 

[justleesa]

Granted, you are now with out a job, and the pickings for a new one are more than thin

again (since the last one was answered twice) I wish a wish for the next person

 

[Scuba St3ve]

Granted,But the next person wishes for you to pay me 1000$.
I wish justleesa would pay me 1000$.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted she pays you but the check is made out to me...

I wish for my check not to bounce

 

[LindaBluedolphin]

granted the check won't bounce but it will be paid in Monolopy money.

I wish someone would landscape my yard comperable to what is seen in House and Garden

 

[wstein]

granted, but it is house and garden the alabama edition with the washing machines, cars on blocks, and 6 dawgs on the porch

I wish there were more the 24 beers in a 24 pack

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but they are half size so there is 48 of them

I wish my flea ridden, up on cement block car would be stolen. (Glad I don't keep my dive gear in it)

 

[wstein]

granted, but the cops recover it and return it to you, infested with roachs

I whish Ohm had some raid

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but the raid offended the hippies who misunderstood about the "roaches" By the way it looks the "COMB BY YEAHS" go on forever.

I wish the hippies would go back to the commune...

 

[wstein]

granted they do, but they take you with them

I wish ohm wasn't now working at the airports with a tambourine handing out flowers