Corrupt-a-Wish

[heliflyer]

Granted, gas-x came out with a rose flavor chewable pill.

I wish sandshaker was a salt shaker to add some flavor to this thread.

 

[heliflyer]

granted, everything smells like roses and you are allergic to the smell

I wish sands allergies weren't acting up

granted,there all gone.

I wish stein didn't type so fast.

 

[wstein]

granted, I type super fast instead


I wish heli had made a better wish

 

[heliflyer]

Granted,he wishes for a great week of diving in Cozumel.

I wish all my buds here on SB were there with me.

 

[wstein]

granted whe are all there with you, and you have to pay all our expenses

I wish heli had more money, cozumel can get expense with all the folks from SB there.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, bit it is all in canadian pennies and he has to lug them around and is so tired he can't get any diving in.

I wish we treated heli better...

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, we treat heli so well that he becomes the idol of wstein and ohmdiver.

I wish ohmdiver didn't worship heli so much

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted now I worship six toes midgets from west virgina

I wish we had some tim tams

 

[wstein]

granted, you have plenty of tim tams, however they are made under license by ex-lax

I wish ohmdiver wasn't doing the ex-lax trot to the bathroom every 5 minutes

 

[sandshaker]

Grantes,.. He is going in your bathroom every 2 minutes.

I wish I did not have to go to Tallahassee