Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, instead Chatta was the one who exploded because the guys at his local dive store look like this:

I wish Chatta didn't like Diet Coke so much...

 

[TracyKent]

Granted, now he swims in beer.

Man, I wish I could drink and dive.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but it is Non Alcholic lite beer, and flat.

I wish they never invented flat non alcholic lite beer.

 

[wstein]

granted instead they invented flat non-alcholic sewage

I wish ohm had some breath mints after drinking the flat non-alcholic sewage

 

[Bryan]

granted instead they invented flat non-alcholic sewage

I wish ohm had some breath mints after drinking the flat non-alcholic sewage

Granted, but they are mentos and no matter how hard ohm tried to keep it down, they react with the sewage to form a geyser...

I wish ohm was more resistant... :shakehead

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but now without mentos ohmdiver’s breath smells like sewage.

I wish ohmdiver would do something about his breath.

 

[wstein]

granted, he hold it.....then he turns blue

I wish KF didn't wish for Ohm to hold his breather and turn blue

 

[Bryan]

granted, he hold it.....then he turns blue

I wish KF didn't wish for Ohm to hold his breather and turn blue

Granted, Ohm turned blue with stripes, but this angered the long dead Boyle, who decided to get in a fight with Ohm over their respective laws.

"OHM"
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I wish water and electricity mixed better...​

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[wstein]

granted, they get along like gas and fire

I wish DiverBry wasn't such a pryro.

 

[TracyKent]

Granted, but now he's a necrophiliac.

I wish Bry would stay away from the morgue.