Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, you are diving in an old coal mine and happen upon Pee Wee Herman cruising by in a yellow submarine with Sponge Bob tagging along.

I wish Chatta had checked his nitrox blend better... might be EAN07

 

[TracyKent]

I checked it with Bry's analyzer, so he might want to head to the shop with it.

I wish I had used my own analyzer.

 

[Bryan]

I checked it with Bry's analyzer, so he might want to head to the shop with it.

I wish I had used my own analyzer.

Granted, but the sensor was near its end of life, and showed EAN32 when it was really EAN02.

I wish Chatta wasn't hoovering his air faster than everyone at the quarry...

 

[TracyKent]

Granted, but now the quarry is bubbling so my of my air, everyone else thinks its boiling.

I wish it was Caymen and not the quarry.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but it is the Not-So-Grand Caymen where everything is subpar, including the boats.

I wish Chatta didn't have to bail so much on the way out to his drift dive...

 

[TracyKent]

Granted, now he's got a team of over-grown Texans to bail for him.

I wish the overgrown Texans could patch a leak.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but they are so overgrown, they fall right through the boat and begin their dive early.

I wish more tanks had fallen through the Not-So-Grand Cayman dive tours' "Passive-or Fleet" boat so we could go diving all day!

 

[TracyKent]

Granted, but there is so little air in all those tanks that our logs have 30 10-minute dives.

I wish the was an air fill station at 65'.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but it too is sub-par air because the intake is located near a garbage transfer station.

I wish we all weren't blowing chunks through our regulators due to the awful taste...

 

[TracyKent]

Granted, a Mentos dispenser has been added to your Primary, unfortunately your tank has been contaminated with Diet Coke.

I wish Bry hadn't exploded from his new fresh 'canned air' maker.