Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, they get dandruff instead

i wish I had bought stock in head and showers before the big dandruff scare of 2006

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, but the scare is a fake and the stock tumbles after all the refunds.

I wish wstein had checked with a reliable stock broker first. Then again, I guess that's why they are called brokers

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but since he was fixin' to call a broker, he ain't broke no more.

I wish I knew what the broker is fixin' to do now!

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but you now realize that the broker is skipping town with your money!

I wish DiverBry (and all of you) could join me in Cozumel. Cheers!

 

[wstein]

granted, we all join you in cozumel, sharing your room

I wish Taniwha had gotten a bigger hotel room

 

[Bryan]

Granted, it is a huge room with room service inclusive, but there is only one twin bed.

I wish floors were more comfortable...

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but they give you a big rash all over your back.

i wish KF didn't install sandpaper walls

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, instead he puts the sandpaper on the toilet seat

I wish KF was not such a mean prankster

 

[wstein]

granted, he is instead a evil prankster that put itching powder in everyones shorts.....


I wish itching powder didn't itch so much.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted instead it's ugly powder and you get ugly so much

I wish my headache would go BYE-BYE!