Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted you stop obsessing about my hair once you realize it is short. Instead you start obessing about shark fins and shark fin soup

I wish lil sis would go to bed, it is past her bed time on a school night

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but then she starts dreaming of ways to torment wstein this coming weekend.

I wish not pick on wstein so much.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you start picking on Jcsgt so much.

I wish serene reflecting lakes weren't so dangerous...

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but they do remain dangerous if you are part of the LocNess monster food chain.

I wish the LocNess Monster was not eyeing up Jcsgt for lunch.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, It's now decided on frog legs for lunch.

I wish KF to learn the breast stroke quickly

 

[wstein]

granted, while swimming away from the lochness monster, KF doesn't notice he swam into moby dicks mouth

I wish all these mytical creatures would stop picking on KF, that is our job

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, they start picking on wstein,

I wish wstein didn't swim like a frog

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... He swims like an Olympic bean counter

I wish we would all just get along......:shakehead

 

[wstein]

granted we all get along and end up moving in together, it turns into a reality show that is only shown on the WB at 3 in the morning

I wish reality shows weren't so realistic

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, they dummied down the reality show to the point where Bert and Ernie looks violent. However, they did keep in the part where whenever someone made a frog joke that they would frog fin slapped to the head.

I wish the others did not get warts when they got frog fin slapped.