Corrupt-a-Wish

[lil sis]

Granted you did and it is too bad to type...
I wish I was allowed to go diving sunday(my niece's b-day party)

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but you go to the local lake and get your foot stuck in the 2 foot deep muck and can't get out.

I wish lil sis would go to the friendly neighborhood ScubaMike05 scuba park that doesn't have this quickmuck problem.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but due to the cement truck issue earlier, the visibility is zero, and the quickmuck is actually quickcement whose viscosity is increasing by the minute.

I wish all of the divers in ScubaMike's new SCUBApark had decided to go snorkeling instead!

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, but they kick up the mix and... well lets just says they're not going anywhere for awhile.

I wish ScubaMike would trim those snorkles and smooth over his new scuba parking lot.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but in doing so he "accidentally" saws the horns off a certain diver who has a burnt orange wetsuit. ooops

I wish I were cave certified to explore the new ScubaMike caves the snorkelers created.

 

[shoupart]

Granted, but in exploring the new ScubaMike caves, you are eaten by a previously scientific unknown species of giant newt.

Boy, I sure wish Jesus would come to my barbecue.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but there was not enough to go around, till Jesus arrived and went shazam!

I hope shoupart is hungry... there were twelve baskets of food left over.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but as soon as he started eating he was struck by a bolt of lightening and turned into a pillar of salt.

I wish shoupart were back in the mix.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he now finds himself in the mixer of a cement truck heading over to ScubaMike's scuba park, with Kfrogger at the wheel.

I wish Kfrogger would turn his iPOD down so he could hear the screams...

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but the screams are faint girly noises (ouch … that one hurt)

I wish the black eye that shoupart gave me heals real fast.