Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

Granted... But it is now a law for them to spit in your food.

I wish the paint on my Mustang would remain great

 

[scubajoh44]

granted but it's on your 6" model mustang instead....

I wish I would loose 5 lbs for every McDonal's cheeseburger I ate.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted... But now you weigh all of twenty-Two pounds

I wish I had a million wishes

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but they all get corrupted.


I wish all roses had a scent.

 

[letterboy]

Granted but the scent is poo poo

I wish I could stay tanned all year round. . .

 

[ffestpirate]

Granted but the scent is poo poo

I wish I could stay tanned all year round. . .

Granted, unfortunately it's an orange spray on tan and an oompah-loompah falls for you
I wish that gravity had an on off switch

 

[sandshaker]

Granted...But a Two Year Old has control over the switch

I wish I could fly

 

[letterboy]

Granted but they fairy got confused and your now a fly. . .


I wish my truck would magically wash and wax itself.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted... But your truck is made of ice and the water melts it.

I wish cable was free

 

[tndonor]

Granted, the bacle is free, the programming is now $3000

Wish my Jeep you get here tomorrow