Corrupt-a-Wish

[Taniwha]

I wish my neighbor was a giant cigarette and got smoked by Monty Python

Granted, but the residue gets into your window, and now you have to take care of his ash! :rofl:

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.

 

[freediver]

Granted, but the residue gets into your window, and now you have to take care of his ash! :rofl:

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.

Granted........... and Bubba, your very large and promiscuous cellmate is also glad you didn't pay taxes.

I wish I starred with Kiefer Sutherland in the awesome action series "24"!

 

[Giggi]

Granted, but you leave work to discover that you can't actually get across any city in California during a commercial break.

I wish the extraterrestrials surrounding this planet would just reveal themselves and get it over with.

 

[Supernal]

Granted. You're first for the anal probe!


I wish it was the year 2410 and all our environmental and social problems had been solved.

 

[ffestpirate]

Granted. You're first for the anal probe!


I wish it was the year 2410 and all our environmental and social problems had been solved.

Granted. The Earth was destroyed in 2409 by a renegade nuclear power once known as Los Angeles.
I wish I was diving

 

[letterboy]

Granted. The Earth was destroyed in 2409 by a renegade nuclear power once known as Los Angeles.
I wish I was diving

Granted but it is in a mudhole in texas. . .

Wish it was warm and sunny in MD not cold and overcast

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but you can't get away from work.


I wish all cars were energy-efficient.

 

[ffestpirate]

Granted, but you can't get away from work.


I wish all cars were energy-efficient.

Granted. All cars are now Flintstone foot powered!
I wish I owned an island in the south pacific

 

[justleesa]

Granted, you know own the island that Tom Hanks was on in the movie Cast-away and live there under the same conditions

I wish for a fast working cold remedy

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but it's the world's hottest mustard plaster and you now have 3rd-degree burns on your breasts!


I wish waiters & waitresses were paid decently so you didn't have to tip them.