Corrupt-a-Wish

[tndonor]

grnated, he moves to south africa with all you stuff

Wish I would win the powerball tonight

 

[Taniwha]

grnated, he moves to south africa with all you stuff

Wish I would win the powerball tonight

Granted, you just won the powerball section of the local bingo night. Grand prize: breakfast for two a Jackie's Diner (but you can't order extras like orange juice).

I wish I could get my Circadian Rhythms regulated properly!

 

[Supernal]

Granted...you can only sleep from 3pm to 11pm every day.

I wish I was amphibian.

 

[freediver]

Granted...you can only sleep from 3pm to 11pm every day.

I wish I was amphibian.

Granted, I even made you rare. You're a two-headed Salamander that doesn't know if you're coming or going.

I wish for worldwide corruption (couldn't think of much else).

 

[Supernal]

Wish granted. You are the only honest person left in the world.


I wish I was rich, famous, beautiful, and healthy.

 

[fishb0y]

Wish granted. You are the only honest person left in the world.


I wish I was rich, famous, beautiful, and healthy.

Granted, but that was a long time ago, now you are a poor has-been, who is wrinkly and smoke out of a whole in your throat.

I wish my booty smelled as good as my booty.

 

[Giggi]

Granted, but now your booty smells as bad as your booty.

I wish more people could understand and appreciate Monty Python.

 

[Supernal]

Granted, now everyone has a silly walk.

I wish cigarette smoking was good for you.

 

[Bratface]

Granted: now he's a giant snake starring in his own movie

I wish I my neighbor would move to Siberia

 

[Bratface]

I wish my neighbor was a giant cigarette and got smoked by Monty Python