Corrupt-a-Wish

[chip104]

Granted - but all oil resources have just been depleted.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

 

[freediver]

Granted - but all oil resources have just been depleted.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Granted, you are a little bit taller...................than your neighbor who is 3'7".
I wish my post count was astronomical.

 

[tndonor]

Congrats, you have 1,345,556,239 posts on the Who Loves Spam Board

Wish I had a cadillac 500 engine in my garage

 

[freediver]

Congrats, you have 1,345,556,239 posts on the Who Loves Spam Board

Wish I had a cadillac 500 engine in my garage

Granted but the police want to know why there is a Cadillac down the road with it's hood up.

I wish I could be young forever.

 

[Bratface]

Granted, you are 5 months old

I wish I was on a plane to the caribbean

 

[TekDiveGirl]

Granted but all the electronics on the plane go out 1/2 way there.

I wish my head would stop hurting.

 

[Giggi]

Granted but all the electronics on the plane go out 1/2 way there.

I wish my head would stop hurting.

Oh yay! A new wreck dive!

Granted, but now the rest of your body hurts.

I wish I could go out with grownups tonight.

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but none of them speak English.

I wish I'd stop getting ear infections.

 

[freediver]

Granted, but none of them speak English.

I wish I'd stop getting ear infections.

Granted but the bladder infections are going to get old after awhile too.

I wish I was the next American Idol!

 

[tndonor]

Granted, now you cannot sing, have no talent, and zero privacy!

I wish I had a rebreather