Corrupt-a-Wish

[photohikedive]

Granted, time rewinds and your mother calls at 5AM...just to check on you dear...

I wish I didn't get sunburned yesterday (I look like an inverted raccoon...lol)

granted, you got sunburned the day before, it still hurts, but its now also itching.

I wish I moved to FL last fall.

 

[justleesa]

granted and you new home was hit by the hurricane and you are now living in a shelter.

I wish/hope/pray that my dentist appointment passes quickly

 

[SteveDiver]

granted

The dental tool slips and goes up inside your cheek. The dentist appt. ends quickly so the plastic surgeon can take over.

I hope for great weather in Thailand.

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but you get Hep C from the water.

I wish I earned a lot of money.

 

[photohikedive]

Granted, but you get Hep C from the water.

I wish I earned a lot of money.

three letters..... IRS

I wish I earned lots of money that the IRS couldnt touch

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but the mob wants 80% or you'll be wearing concrete boots.

I wish I earned lots of money legally that the taxman couldn't touch.

 

[SteveDiver]

Granted

You have to spend it on health care because your diagnosed with a rare disease.

 

[Supernal]

You have to spend it on health care because your diagnosed with a rare disease.

I wish I lived in a country that had universal health care coverage...oh no wait, I do!

 

[ONESPEED]

Wish granted but you're stuck freezing your butt off in Canada...oh wait....

I wish I was having a kalik in the Bahamas right now

 

[Supernal]

I wish I was having a kalik in the Bahamas right now

Your wish can't be granted because the genie doesn't know what it is!