Corrupt-a-Wish

[Trinigordo]

Granted: But while putting in the new RAM you fry your motherboard

I wish I had cheaper hobbies

 

[SteveDiver]

Granted- your new hobby is knitting

I wish I lived in Hawaii

 

[fishb0y]

Granted- your new hobby is knitting

I wish I lived in Hawaii

Granted... but with all the rain your house is swept back to Texas.

I wish my wife would let me dive more...

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but now you are paying more in alimony than what it costs to dive annually.

i wish there was something good on tv

 

[Blitz]

Granted, but the cable goes out.

I wish my pantry was full of Crown special reserve.

 

[ONESPEED]

Granted, but you quit drinking....

I wish I lived in the South Pacific

 

[photohikedive]

Granted, but you quit drinking....

I wish I lived in the South Pacific

Granted, but then it's weather becomes just like New England's. The diving is now dark cold amd murkey, and everywhere else is perfect for diving. Almost forgot, you've got an ankle bracelet that wont let you leave your island.

I wish Onespeed has great diving conditions for the rest of the summer

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted! But he finds no more bugs!!

I wish September were closer

 

[Giggi]

Granted, we've now skipped summer and everyone in the Northern Hemisphere is angry with you for messing up their summer.

I wish my dogs hadn't woken me up so early this morning.

 

[justleesa]

Granted, time rewinds and your mother calls at 5AM...just to check on you dear...

I wish I didn't get sunburned yesterday (I look like an inverted raccoon...lol)