Corrupt-a-Wish

[almitywife]

granted - but its film and no one developes anymore

i wish i didnt get stupidily or brilliantly sunburnt yesterday

 

[justleesa]

granted, but you get banned for wishing the same wish

Let the next 6 hours pass quickly, without pain or loss

 

[almitywife]

granted - but it shoots straight thru to 8am the next day-just in time for work

i wish that i didnt have to work for a living

 

[justleesa]

(hee.hee...have monday off )

 

[Brandon]

i wish that i didnt have to work for a living

Granted... your cardboard box, soup can, and smelly overcoat are in the mail. I'd suggest the nearest overpass or shopping center.

I wish I had a dive boat.

-Brandon.

 

[almitywife]

granted - but a out of work aussie sets up house in it
(it was either this of Chris Crash is your boat driver)

i wish all my work was completed so i could cruise for the next 3 weeks before Yap

 

[Trinigordo]

Granted: But the new girl they hired to complete all of it now has your job

I wish that the West Indies cricket team would return to world dominance

 

[Brandon]

Granted... The West Indies cricket team will returns to world. Literally. They control the whole world. Hope you're happy....

I wish I never had to wait for a new Shield or Lost episode to air.

-Brandon.

 

[Trinigordo]

Granted: But all others fans now hate you for having both shows cancelled

I wish I had another jibber

 

[almitywife]

Granted - but as i dont know what a jibber is im assuming it is your penis by mistake

i wish it was 5pm