Corrupt-a-Wish

[SFLDiver]

Granted .... but seeing as this is just for fun, none of it is real.
(Kind of like those dreams where you find the wads of cash
just as you wake up and try to grab it as you awaken back to reality!)

I wish I win the Florida Lottery very soon ($84 million).

 

[parrottheaddiver]

Granted, but the payout rules have been changed to $1 per day until the amount is paid off.

I wish I were diving right now.

 

[ScubaMike05]

You got it, but it's in a glass of water.

I wish my ankle would stop hurting.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... But now your head hurts

I wish my pizza would hurry and get here

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but the delivery guy dropped it as he was walking to your front door.

I wish I could make the world's best pizza.

 

[freediver]

Granted, but the delivery guy dropped it as he was walking to your front door.

I wish I could make the world's best pizza.

Granted, it would have been the world's best but you dropped it on your last delivery. Doh!

I wish my pizza delivery guy had better coordination.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, he can now fling his pizza at you and hit you every time.

I wish vegetables tasted as good as pizza.

 

[freediver]

Granted, he can now fling his pizza at you and hit you every time.

I wish vegetables tasted as good as pizza.

Granted but they still keep falling off your pizza.

I wish we could stop talking about pizza.

 

[wstein]

Granted, we'll stop talking about pizza

I wish we would talk about finite math instead.

 

[freediver]

Granted, we'll stop talking about pizza

I wish we would talk about finite math instead.

Granted but there is a low probability that you will be able to reason inductively or even deductively.

I wish everything would just add up.