Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaMike05]

Wish granted..instead she brings home her new boyfriend Ron Jeremy.

I wish all my credit card debt was cancelled immediately!


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[Bryan]

Granted, but your entire identity was erased at the same time.

i wish ScubaMike hadn't been traveling when this happened.

 

[Knight_of_Avalon]

i wish ScubaMike hadn't been traveling when this happened.

And now he's at your front door, brandishing an axe, wondering why you ruined his trip.

I wish for really good pizza, delivered for free, every day for the rest of my life.

 

[Adam Grose]

Granted....... but the delivery guy is ALWAYS late!!!!
I wish I had enough money to go diving ANYWHERE in the world!

And now he's at your front door, brandishing an axe, wondering why you ruined his trip.

I wish for really good pizza, delivered for free, every day for the rest of my life.

 

[Knight_of_Avalon]

I wish I had enough money to go diving ANYWHERE in the world!

Granted. However, since the money just "magically appears" in your account, you're now a suspected drug kingpin, the FBI's about to indict you for money laundering, and there are a bunch of IRS agents at the front door. . .

I wish the neighbor would stop calling every day.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

I wish the neighbor would stop calling every day.

Granted, but he's not calling because he's busy with your mother.

I wish there were another viable option between alpinist, team bailout, and lugging a ton of bottles for deep CCR dives

 

[Bryan]

There is! Asking Scubamike05 to be your dive Sherpa.

I wish that dive site weren't at 15,000' upside Mt. Everest...

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, its now at the Dead Lake!

Wish i had a walrus to help me lug all this gear!!

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but it sings I am the Eggman the entire journey.

I wish I had an omelette.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Wish granted, you got a sandpaper and sawdust omlette.

I wish i could speak to my dogs.