Corrupt-a-Wish

[Anthony Appleyard]

It works, in a way: it turns out in a well: whenever you go to dive, you get asked to clear rubbish out of someone's water well.

 

[Bryan]

I wish all's well that ends well.

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

But it is proverbially impossible to please all the people all the time, and someone always loses out.

I wish ammonites were still around: they would be something else interesting to see swimming around during a dive.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Wish granted...they're all transparent and clear.

I wish Bryan would come back to play...

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he's back, but now instead of ammonites, we're surrounded by Mennonites.

i wish their dive scooters weren't horse-drawn...

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

... Mennonites. i wish their dive scooters weren't horse-drawn...

In that case, they'd be pulled by elephants :: even more manure to have to clean off the beach whenever they visit.

I wish I could teleport to a tropical dive site whenever I wanted to, and any diving gear that I want with me.

 

[Adam Grose]

Granted, but it is a RANDOM site and time..... you COULD end up in the middle of typhoon season. I wish I could have unlimited PAID time off to go diving whenever I want it.

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

...I wish I could have unlimited PAID time off to go diving whenever I want it.

Sounds like you will become a professional diver. and they get all sorts of rough dirty jobs.

I wish old-type twin-hose aqualungs were still available for buying.

 

[swimmer_spe]

Sounds like you will become a professional diver. and they get all sorts of rough dirty jobs.

I wish old-type twin-hose aqualungs were still available for buying.

They are, but no one will carry them because they do not think that anyone would buy them.

I wish I could live under the sea.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Wish granted..your right under a dirty oil rig with zero vis.

I wish my dogs could come diving with me.