Corrupt-a-Wish

[augk]

granted soon it will be

I wish I had more time to dive

 

[Tanked]

Granted, but the only diving you can do is in the sewar clearing trash

I wish my tummy would stop hurting

 

[montanamd]

granted but now you cant stop eating

wish I had some potatoe chips

 

[Tanked]

granted but they're all stale.

I wish I was in bed already

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but you develop insomnia and can't sleep.

I wish the weather would clear up so the diving is better tomorrow than it was today.

 

[Hockeynut]

granted but you catch a cold and can't dive!

I wish I was a rock star

 

[Rileybri]

Granted but you spent the last year in rehab and all of your money goes to ex-wife payments!

I with I was in St.John right now!

 

[Hockeynut]

granted and a hurricane wipes out the island

I wish my ex from my rock star wish would die

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted she dies at a Puddle of Mudd concert

I wish Hockey Nut doesn't get questioned by the police when the discover he gave her the ticket...

 

[Hockeynut]

Granted she dies at a Puddle of Mudd concert

I wish Hockey Nut doesn't get questioned by the police when the discover he gave her the ticket...