Corrupt-a-Wish

[Yazrick]

Granted, but she sweats so badly tht they have to hang the sheets out to dry every morning.

I wish JM doesn't loose too much weight because of all the sweating

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but upon her release she hunts you down and crushes your bones for calling her fat....

I hope yaz heals quickly...

 

[augk]

granted he takes a vacation in upstate new york to recharge his ions at Niagara falls while staying with OHM.

I hope ohm can change bandages

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, but I fall deeply in love with Ohm because he's so caring and gentle.

I wish Ohm asks me to marry him

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but then you realize ohm is only pretending to be caring and gentle.

I wish Yaz could find happiness with ohm and the "dungeon toys" he's into.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, but yaz is not happy with my other "playmates"

I wish my dungeon was dungeonier....

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, Your Dungeon is deep underground and filled with Imps, but they all look like me

I wish Ohm was not so obsesed with me

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, ohm is now obsesed with YouTube - CrazyFrogVideos's Channel

I wish yaz would stop crying now that I have found a new obsession....

 

[augk]

granted after his breakdown yaz now only smiles and says have a nice day.


I hope yaz learns how to fake taking the pills the men in white coats are giving him.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, he slips them to augk who ends up doing the lithium shuffle all night long.

I hope augk's shuffling around all night doesn't keep Yaz awake all the time.