Corrupt-a-Wish

[Scuba-Jess]

Granted, but that doesn't keep me from falling... and now you have to take care of me.

I wish scubamike had a nicer guest bedroom.

 

[wstein]

granted he does, but it cost $999.99 a night to stay there

I wish scuba-jess didn't get evicted from scubamikes guest bedroom because her CC got declined

 

[sandshaker]

Granted Scuba-Jess and Scuba-Mike will just have to share your room and your bed

I wish wstein wasn't so sweet!!!!

 

[wstein]

granted I am not...I am 100% pure evil

I wish sand didn't make me so evil

 

[shoupart]

Granted; It won't make you evil, but it will make you incontinent.

I wish I had a new job already.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, your new job is babsitting wstein.

I wish shoupart would take wstein to the vet so scubajess and i can have some privacy.

 

[wstein]

Granted, but you both have a severe sunburn and can only lay around soaking in aloe vera

I wish aloe vera didn't make subamike blue

 

[ScubaMike05]

wish granted, subamike is green instead.

I wish wstein would learn to speil. Whew, dodged a bullet there!

 

[Scuba-Jess]

Granted, but now he forgot how to read.

I wish Hooked on Phonics worked for wstein.

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, but now wstein is addicted to classical music

I wish wstein would stop talking like Mozart