Corrupt-a-Wish

[$cu6a_Hu7k]

granted but nobody will kno what the cause is for

i wish i was like the dude from waterworld..like an amphibian..can go in the water and land

 

[augk]

granted but you spend your existence in golf course water hazards shagging lost golf balls.

I hope $cu6a avoids the gators and snappers.

 

[$cu6a_Hu7k]

granted but $cu6a catches tha gators and snappers and stratgecly places them into your vehicle every othr week

i hope augk doesnt get attacked

 

[augk]

granted the cold temps at night here make them go dormant.

I hope i can find some one to make boots out of those gators

 

[$cu6a_Hu7k]

granted but they are made too samll

i hope augk feet are bigger than mine..i want some gators

 

[Yazrick]

granted, but augk loves animals and never kills the gators

I wish augk finds a nice home for the gators

 

[wstein]

granted he does, in Yaz's bathroom

I hope Yaz learns to live with his new house guest

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, Yaz teaches them to 'roll over, and play dead',' to beg' and to 'bark'

I wish I was a Circus Ring Master

 

[augk]

granted you are the ring master of the flea circus in your house.

I hope yaz doesn't lose to much blood to his circus.

 

[$cu6a_Hu7k]

granted..but then develops a desaese that causes him to produce too much 6loofd

i hope he donates it