Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted he moves to the north pole and is nice to everyone

I wish bk would paint a white stripe across the hood of his jeep

 

[Bad Karma]

granted... and by painting the white stripes, this adds about 50 horsepower to it...

I wish i had to paint flames on the Jeep... they add over 75 horsepower!!

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but they look so real that the fire department drowns your jeep dropping you down to one horsepower, and that is an old nag that is towing it for you.

I wish bk feed that horse some oats..

 

[Bad Karma]

granted.. but it was actually carrots... (just at the in-laws place... feed the horses some carrots about 10 minutes ago)

i wish i didnt miss the Dakar stage today...

 

[dive-class101]

granted but you were out feeding the horses and only caught the last little bit...

I wish I could get paid good money to dive.

 

[Scuba-Jay]

granted, but your diving consists of cleaning the cooling tanks at your local nuclear reactor!!

I wish Hillary Clinton would just GO AWAY!!!

 

[ohmdiver]

GRANTED!!! I will not corrupt this wish because the subject is corrupt enough!

I wish poloticians remember they work for all of us not just the special intrest that out contribute the hard working people of this country!

 

[Bad Karma]

granted... cant corrupt that one either...

I wish we had wishes going on here that were corruptable, none of this non-corruptable crap...

 

[ohmdiver]

GRANTED,but you are not allowed to corrupt them

I wish bk wasn't so corruptable...

 

[Bad Karma]

Granted!! but now i have my wish corruptability back... (is that a word?)

I wish i didnt have to work tomorrow... or ever!!