Corrupt-a-Wish

[venturediver]

Granted: But you have a good time cleaning sewers in nothing but a bikini and a pair of flip flops.

I wish I didn't work night shift

 

[lil sis]

Granted but you have to be to work at 1:00am

 

[lil sis]

I wish I could have Lasik

 

[venturediver]

Granted: But the doctor who does it is cross eyed and now you have quadruple vision.

I wish fuel didn't cost so much

 

[fmw625]

granted but you don't have a vheicle to put it in.

I wish I could find a great dive buddy.

 

[lil sis]

Granted but they are really mean
I wish my sis has nothing bad on me

 

[venturediver]

granted but they live in the north pole and are afraid to travel.


I wish I was taller

 

[venturediver]

granted, but she has nothing good on you either.

 

[lil sis]

Granted but you're 8'
I wish I was so tired

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, you're so tired you miss all his emails and calls and he moves on.

I wish lil sis will pay off my debt