jonnythan:
Well you're probably cute in one.... but I dunno about Ken...
I want a Conehead version.
I want one with Ferenghi ears
I want one that has a mullet haircut
I want one that makes me look like pinhead from Hellraiser
I want one that gives me a flat dome like Frankenstein
I want one with a huge forehead so I look like Anthony Robbins or Troy Aikman
I want one that has an arrow through my head like Steve Martin
I want one with fur all over it so I can look like the guy on the tail of the Alaska airlines planes
I want one that looks like the paper hat they used to wear at McDonalds
I want one that has a hatchet buried in my dome like those halloween costumes
I want one that looks like Marv Albert's rug with a chin strap
I want one with a flat-top bolero hat. Just so I can say Bolero
I want one with the Devo flower pot hat
I want one with an Elvis 'do and sideburns...
I want one that looks like the Charlie Chaplin hat. So I don't have to say Bowler.
I want one with an Abe Lincoln hat - where Abe's distinctive beard sans moustache look can be velcro'ed on and off to create the look I want for that dive
I want one with a Tierra like a friggen Prom Queen
I want one in the shape of a Fedora. So I can say Fedora.
I want one with the JFK meets Sam Donalson meets Alfred E Newman perma wave bolt on hair look.
I want one that looks like that tweed Sherlock Holmes Deer Stalker cap
I want one that is like a space helmet - a one small step for man type thing
I want a mortarboard with tassle. Bright green. Old school 70's high school style.
I WANT A BLUE, 1MM NEOPRENE L.A. DODGERS CAP
I want a black spikey job like Darth Raider. But not really.
I want one like Martin the Martian (with the brush, and the side flaps)
I want a bright silver one like a Knight of the round table...
What I really want is a viking helmet. Now we're talking...
Are you getting the idea? I don't want to look like some "fun" carribean diver wearing some fruity 1mm hood with happy colors and crapola. Please. Save that for the tired, soft 50-something resort divers.
Find me one of the above, I am ALL OVER IT
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Ken